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"Long Live the King"

"Long Live the King"








foreignpussy:

hkirkh:

godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

YOU DID NOT QUOTE SPONGEBOB AND MAKE IT SOUND POETIC AND BEAUTIFUL



(Source: confessionless)


kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
Via SimpleeLena





legendarystar-lord:

i guess howard couldn’t have predicted how hard the 2008 economic crysis would hit hydra


Via SimpleeLena


constantcuddles:

rats-oncrackattack:

I found a baby pug at the pet store, she was everything I imagined and more.


Help.

Free her


Via rêver grand et de l'amour vie


loveofleaves:

We couldn’t agree more.



50shadesofwinchester:

plushestrumpest:

otterlybesotted:

beautifulgodzilla:

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

DUDE THIS IS ADORABLE

WO WEARS A BRA TO BED THATS HELLA UNCOMFORTABLE

BUT DID YOU GUYS GET COFFEE?!



lifeisdisney:

we need to talk about shrek more

(Source: celaborn)


Via rêver grand et de l'amour vie


1929nt2:

pulpfanfiction:

thathomestar:

jadethemerman:

did he give her 2 thumbs up?

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christ putin

no but my fave part of this is the writing on her back says “go sit on a dick Putin”

(Source: misterjakes)



effingksong:

I want one

(Source: danadelions)


Via KOOPY TIME

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